U is for Underwear

First, just to say, yes, "medically" my mom is okay. We've been at the ER the past two afternoons and nights, but the only thing found was a massive bladder infection.  So, hopefully she'll take her antibiotics and drink things that do not have caffeine or carbonation.

As for my post, U is for Underwear.  Why is U for Underwear?

In most households, washers and dryers seem to eat socks.  Now, I can't say our doesn't seem to do that.  After all, they do seem to eat socks.  I have a difficult time finding a pair of socks whenever I need a pair of socks.

However, the washer and dryer also seem to eat my underwear.  I know that it doesn't help that the laundry is only strewn all over our den and I'd like a day when I could just sit and do laundry all day.  Or, I'd love a day when people could come bag up laundry and help me by going to a laundromat and we'd do all the laundry there and we could come sort it.

My mom and Briana weren't using their dressers and then they ended up blocking the one I was using, too.  So, even though it's not the neatest thing ever, I got each of us a huge blue container to hold our laundry.  The problem is that they don't use these containers.  Instead, they throw the laundry onto the floor.

If they just washed their own laundry in loads, it wouldn't be too difficult.  In fact, one of these days, maybe I can buy another container and designate it for bedding- sheet, blankets, etc.  That way those wouldn't be on the floor, either.

Yet, it always seems to be my underwear that goes missing.  I'll have found a week's worth of underwear one day and set it in my clean laundry container.  Then, the next day, I'll end up finding only two or three pairs and the rest of the underwear are gone.  It makes no sense.

If somebody could come and take the underwear stealing monster, that would be nice.  However, he seems to be invisible.  After all, I never see him.  My mom and my sister never see him.

It's not an easy solution like pinning two socks together so it's either they don't get lost or both of them get lost.

With all the underwear I've bought over the past year,  you'd think I'd have almost enough underwear for a clean pair every day of the year, or a least for a fourth of a year.  It doesn't seem that way, though.

Oh, and as for the underwear stealing beast, I'm assuming it's male.  I don't know being that I've never seen it.  However, why would a female want to steal another female's underwear?