Saturday, December 27, 2025

AI is NOT smart . . . not at all.

 I was playing some cryptolists and I wanted to see what Google's Gemini AI would say.   I'l put my comments in a different color and probably in parentheses.


Me:

Do you know what cryptolists are?

Gemini:

Yes, cryptolists (sometimes called crypto-lists or cryptoquizzes) are a popular variation of the standard cryptogram puzzle.

Instead of decrypting a famous quote or a single sentence, you are tasked with decoding a list of related words or phrases that fall under a specific category, such as "Types of Fruit," "Romantic Movies," or "Deli Delights."

How Cryptolists Work

a.) Substitution Cipher: Like standard cryptograms, each letter is replaced by a different letter (e.g., if "G" represents "D" in one word, it represents "D" throughout the entire list). b.) Category Clue: You are almost always given a theme or category at the top of the puzzle, which acts as your primary starting point. c.) Pattern Recognition: Because you are dealing with a list, you can use common word lengths and letter patterns within that theme to make educated guesses (for example, if the theme is "Planets" and you see a five-letter word ending in "PXVT," you might guess "EARTH").

(You would NOT guess "EARTH' for "PXVT" as earth has five letters and that is four letters.)

Common Tips for Solving

  • Use the Category: Start by thinking of common words that fit the theme and seeing if their letter patterns match any of the coded words.

  • Look for Double Letters: Words like "Apple," "Balloon," or "Harrow" have distinctive double letters that can help you anchor your alphabet.

  • Letter Frequency: Even in lists, the letter "E" is still the most common in the English language, followed by "T" and "A."

  • Consistency: Once you identify a letter, immediately fill it in across every word in that specific list.

Sources:

Would you like me to find a sample cryptolist for you to try solving?

Me:

I'm doing some. Right now the category is food. I'm looking for a word that would fit that category and the pattern qfvvpsf

Gemini:

Based on the pattern qfvvpsf and the category food, the word you are looking for is likely CHEDDAR.

Pattern Breakdown

The pattern qfvvpsf has 7 letters with a double letter in the 3rd and 4th positions, and the 2nd and 7th letters are the same.

  • C H E D D A R

  • q f v v p s f

(CHEDDAR does not fit this pattern.  and the following substitution is completely wrong.  QFVVPSF with that substitution is CHDDAH).

In this substitution:

  • f = H

  • v = D

  • q = C

  • p = A

  • s = R

(Don't believe any of this following paragraph!)

Why this fits

In many food-themed cryptolists, Cheddar is a common word because of its distinct double-consonant structure. If you have other words in your list, check to see if the F in those words also translates to H, or if the V translates to D.

Another (though less common) possibility following a similar structure is GRAPPEL (a brand name for grape-flavored apples), but CHEDDAR is much more standard for a general food category.

Sources:

Would you like me to check any other words from your list to see if the letters match up?

Me:

Oh the category is food and drink. That might make difference for QFVVPSF.

Gemini:

Actually, broadening the category to Food and Drink doesn't change the most likely answer, but it does add a couple of interesting beverage-related possibilities that share the same pattern.

The pattern for QFVVPSF is 1233452 (where the 2nd and 7th letters are the same, and there is a double letter in the middle).

Here are the top candidates for that pattern:

1. CHEDDAR

This remains the strongest candidate. It is a staple in "Food and Drink" puzzles because it is a very common word with a very distinct pattern.

  • C H E D D A R

  • Q F V V P S F (Matches: F=H, V=D)

  • (Again, no)

2. CHILLER

Since "Drink" is now included, this is a possibility. A "chiller" can refer to a type of chilled drink or a wine cooler.

  • C H I L L E R

  • Q F V V P S F (Matches: F=H, V=L)

  • (Definitely not, it would be CHLLERH)

3. SHALLOT

If the food list leans more toward ingredients or vegetables, this fits perfectly.

  • S H A L L O T

  • Q F V V P S F (Matches: F=H, V=L)

  • (Again, definitely not.  That would be SHLLOTH).

4. BUBBLES

While less common as a standalone "food," it is very common in "Drink" lists (referring to soda or champagne). However, the letter mapping here would be different (the first letter Q would be B, and the last letter F would be S).

  • B U B B L E S

  • Q F V V P S F

  • (Again, no, that would be BU??LEU, we don't know that letter V would be, but it can't be B because Q is B)


How to verify:

To know for sure which one it is, look at other words in your cryptolist: a.) If you have a word that starts with F, and you think it’s H, then CHEDDAR, CHILLER, or SHALLOT are likely. b.) If you have already solved a word with a V in it and it turned out to be D, then CHEDDAR is definitely your word!

Sources:

Would you like me to look at another word from the list to see if we can lock in the letter "V" or "F"?

Me:

It's not any of those, so let's try kcvfasafnn in the category of food and drink.

Gemini:

Based on the pattern kcvfasafnn and the category of Food and Drink, the word is STRAWBERRY.

Pattern Breakdown

The word has 10 letters with a very specific internal repetition and a double letter at the end. Here is how kcvfasafnn maps to STRAWBERRY:

  • S T R A W B E R R Y

  • k c v f a s a f n n

  • (Nope, that would make this str?aw?wb???)

In this substitution:

  • k = S

  • c = T

  • v = R

  • f = A

  • a = W

  • s = B

  • a = E (Wait, let's look closer—the pattern matches STAWBERRY but we have a slight mismatch on the letters provided.)

Let's re-examine the pattern kcvfasafnn (10 letters):

  1. k 2. c

  2. v

  3. f

  4. a

  5. s

  6. a (Same as 5)

  7. f (Same as 4)

  8. n

  9. n (Same as 9)

With the double letter at the end and the repeating 4th/8th and 5th/7th letters, the word is actually MAYONNAISE.

The Match: MAYONNAISE

  • M A Y O N N A I S E (Wait, that doesn't fit the double ending).

  • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

Let's try MOZZARELLA:

  • M O Z Z A R E L L A (Double letters are in the middle).

  • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

Let's look at the pattern again: k c v f a s a f n n If we use PEPPERMINT? No. How about CAPPUCCINO?

  • C A P P U C C I N O (Double letters in middle).

    • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

Let's try CHARDONNAY:

  • C H A R D O N N A Y (10 letters)

  • k c v f a s a f n n (Doesn't match the double 'n' at the end).

    • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

The Correct Word: BRUSCHETTA

  • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

Wait, let's look at APPLESANCE? No.

  • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

Actually, looking at the repetition in k c v f a s a f n n: The letters at positions 5 & 7 are the same (a). The letters at positions 4 & 8 are the same (f). The letters at positions 9 & 10 are the same (n).

The word is GRAPEFRUIT? No. The word is MARMALADE? No.

  • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

Let's try CAPPELLETTI (a type of pasta):

  • C A P P E L L E T T I (11 letters, too long).

    • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

Wait! Let's look at PEPPERONIS:

  • P E P P E R O N I S (10 letters) — No.

    • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

Let's try ORECHIETTE:

  • O R E C H I E T T E (10 letters)

    • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

  • k c v f a s a f n n

  • k=O, c=R, v=E, f=C, a=H, s=I, a=E... Yes!

Wait, let's check that mapping: O R E C H I E T T E 1=O (k) 2=R (c) 3=E (v) 4=C (f) 5=H (a) 6=I (s) 7=E (a) -> Mismatches (a is H and E).

Let's try one more: FETTUCCINE

  • F E T T U C C I N E (10 letters)

    • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

  • k c v v f a a s n n (Doesn't match your specific pattern).

Let's try: GINGER ALE

(If the space is ignored)

  • G I N G E R A L E S? No.

    • (There's more reasons this doesn't fit)

  
(None of the following supposed solutions work as none fit the patterns)

Let's look at the pattern 1 2 3 4 5 6 5 4 7 7 again. The word is LEMONADE? No.

Could the word be PROSECCO? No. Wait! Is it REFRIGERANT? No.

(Refrigerant isn't a food or drink)

Could it be CHARDONNAY? (If the ending is YY)? No.

Let's look at kcvfasafnn again. If n n is E E: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E E If f _ _ f is A _ _ A: _ _ _ A _ _ _ A E E

The word is ADRIATICO? No. The word is APPLETISER? No.

Is the word WATERMELON?

  • W A T E R M E L O N (10 letters)

  • k c v f a s a f n n

  • 4=E, 8=O (Doesn't match).

Let's try: PEPPERIDGE? No.

Could it be: GINGERBEER?

  • G I N G E R B E E R

  • k c v f a s a f n n (Double letter at end is R R)

  • 4=G, 8=E (Doesn't match).

One more: BOTTLESEEN? No.

(What the heck is bottleseen?)

Actually, let's try: ROTINI... No.

Could the word be STAWBERRYS? No.

Wait! Look at k c v f a s a f n n If the double letter at the end is SS: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ S S M O L A S S E S (Only 8 letters).

Is it: CHESHIRE... No.

(This isn't a drink or a food)

Let's try CANDYCANES?

  • C A N D Y C A N E S

  • k c v f a k c v _ _ (Doesn't match).

Let's look at the pattern one more time: 1-2-3-4-5-6-5-4-9-9 The word is CHICKPEAS? No. The word is ELDERBERRY?

  • E L D E R B E R R Y (10 letters)

  • k c v f a s a f n n

  • 1=E (k)

  • 2=L (c)

  • 3=D (v)

  • 4=E (f)

  • 5=R (a)

  • 6=B (s)

  • 7=E (a) -> MATCH! (a is E)

  • 8=R (f) -> MATCH! (f is E/R mismatch... wait).

Let me try SQUASH... No.

Is it: BLUEBERRY?

  • B L U E B E R R Y S? No.

Wait! The word is PEMBERTONS? No.

(This is not a food or drink, although John Pemberton invented Coca Cola)

Let's try TENDERLOIN? No.

Could it be: GOOSEBERRY?

  • G O O S E B E R R Y (10 letters)

  • k c v f a s a f n n (Doesn't match).

Is it: ORECCHIETTE? (11 letters).

Final guess based on the pattern: Could it be HUCKLEBERRY? (11 letters).

If the word you are looking for is QFVVPSF from earlier and it wasn't Cheddar, and now you have kcvfasafnn, perhaps the V in the first word and the V in this word are the same letter.

If V = R: _ _ R _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ R R _ _ _ (for the first word) That would make the first word BORROWE? No.

If V = L: _ _ L L _ _ _ _ _ L _ _ _ _ _ _ _

If the first word was JELLIES? J E L L I E S Q F V V P S F

  • Q=J, F=E, V=L, P=I, S=E (Wait, F and S can't both be E).

Let's try VANILLA: V A N I L L A Q F V V P S F

  • Q=V, F=A, V=N, P=I, S=L (This fits!)

  • V = N

  • F = A

  • (Vanilla does NOT fit)

If V = N and F = A in your second word kcvfasafnn:

  • _ _ N A _ _ _ A N N

  • B A N A _ _ _ A N N? No.

If we use the VANILLA key (F=A): k c v A a s a A n n The word is MACARONI? No. The word is FETTUCCINE? No.

Could the second word be ALFALFA...? No.

Let's try the word EVERYTHING (as in bagels)? No.

Is it: BUBBLE GUMM? No.

Let's try: OREGANO... No.

Sources:

Would you like to give me one more word from the list? Seeing a third word usually helps lock in the alphabet!


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